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| Joke ID | #3675 |
| Funny |    (2.31) |
| Rating |   (0.81) |
| Category | Sports |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked the second, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with such a strong player.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!
