An Elderly Woman Died...
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| Joke ID | #3654 |
| Funny |    (2.49) |
| Rating |   (0.67) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
