Wedding Rehearsal
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| Joke ID | #3635 |
| Funny |   (1.99) |
| Rating |   (0.96) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Newf      |
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At a wedding rehearsal, the pastor told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter's hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him."
The father, a department store manager, took the advice. During the wedding ceremony, he placed his daughter's hand on his son-in-law's arm and said, "No deposit, no return."
