Learn To Keep Time
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| Joke ID | #3615 |
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| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | AnchMike |
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A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band.
Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."
