Ribbet
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| Joke ID | #3598 |
| Funny |   (2.92) |
| Rating |   (0.83) |
| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
| Corrected By |
insane_21_gr  |
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A kindergarden teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.
She inquired as to whether it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy,
"I leaned over and went 'Pssst'. He didn't move!"
