A Man Walks Into a Bar With a Newt on His Shoulder


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Joke ID#3547
Funny (1.35)
Rating (0.78)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bymikiupdown2
Corrected By 7catac7
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This man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder and the bar tender asks him,
"What's your newt's name?"
and the man replies,
"Tiny"
and the bar tender says,
"Why is he called Tiny?"
and the man replies,
"Because he is minute."

(minute means small)



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