Henry Goes to Confession...


Details
Joke ID#3542
Funny (2.82)
Rating (1.15)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Special Add To My Favorites

Rate Joke
(116 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."

The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that silly grin off your face."



Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?