In Flight Emergency
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| Joke ID | #3456 |
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| Rating |   (0.65) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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Pilot: "Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land. 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct!"
Tower: "Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, 'Our Father, who art in heaven...'"
