Mirror Mirror
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| Joke ID | #2803 |
| Funny |    (2.21) |
| Rating |   (2.45) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | xiaobaby  |
| Corrected By |
anchmike     |
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A woman went to shop for a mirror when she chanced upon an expensive one. When she asked why, the salesman told her it was magical, that if you recited a rhyme in front of it, your wishes would come true. The woman bought it and hung it on the door at home.
Mirror Mirror on the door
Make my busts a forty-four
The woman instantly had a huge chest. She told her husband but he was in doubt. He went to the mirror then and said:
Mirror Mirror on the door
Make my penis hit the floor
His legs were missing, leaving stumps mid-thigh.
