Things Said In Court 2
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| Joke ID | #2782 |
| Funny |    (2.5) |
| Rating |   (0.74) |
| Category | Lawyer |
| Submitted By | Einat17     |
| Corrected By |
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Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Q: Please state the nature of your relationship to the minor child?
A: I'm his mother.
Q: And you have been so all of his life?
Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Attorney Q: Male sperm?
A: That is the only kind I know.
Q: Doctor, as a result of your examination of the plaintiff, is the young lady pregnant?
A: The young lady is pregnant ? but not as a result of my examination.
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
