Bloodshot
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| Joke ID | #2144 |
| Funny |   (2.1) |
| Rating |   (0.67) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | surf243     |
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A policeman pulls over a reckless driver along the road. Going up to the driver's window, he takes one look and notes, "Your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The driver looks up out of those bloodshot eyes and responds, "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
