Smart Teacher

Joke ID#2136
Funny (2.66)
Rating (2.43)
Submitted Bysurf243
Corrected By imlaughin
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The teacher has set the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of the particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).

A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with:

"Well, Jones, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

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