May I borrow the car?
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Joke ID | #1896 |
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Category | Religious |
Submitted By | alex1234![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date. The dad says, ''Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair.''
The boy smiles and thinking he has outsmarted his dad replies, ''Dad, Jesus had long hair...''
And the dad replied, ''Yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went too, didn''t he?''