The Little Mermaid Student
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| Joke ID | #18219 |
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| Rating |   (0.29) |
| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | wq11bg12   |
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(I am a swimming teacher for mainly children under five. It is after the final lesson of the day. I am standing chatting to the parents. A young girl I have just been teaching walks up to me.)
Young Girl: "Excuse me. What are you doing?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Young Girl: "Why aren't you in the pool?"
Me: "I don't have anyone else to teach today. You were my last class."
Young Girl: "But I thought you lived in the pool. Aren't you a mermaid, miss?"
(I have to fight back the laughter as this little girl is completely serious, and is horrified to learn I don't live in the pool! It's things like this that make my job worthwhile.)
