The Farmer's Daughters
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The farmer had 3 daughters; Flo, Betty, and Sam. Each girl had a date that night, but being the overprotective father that he was he had to meet the guy first. so sitting there in his chair with a shotgun he meets the guys. the first walks up and says "Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to see the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer allows them to go off, and the next boy comes up. "Hey, my name is Petty, I'm here for Betty, we're getting spaghetti is she ready?" The Farmer allows them to go. Now the last guy comes up. "Hi, I'm Chuck..." and BAM the farmer shoots him
