Corny Jokes

Joke ID#17836
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Here is a series of jokes my friend told me. They were hilarious, and I thought I should share it with everyone. Apologies for any dupes.

You: Want to hear a corny joke?
Them: Ok
You: Where do you plant corns in a farm?
Them: Don't know. Where?
You: At the CORNers

You: Do you want to hear a cornier joke?
Them: Yes
You: (pull one lower eyelid) CORNEA! (goofy tone)

You: Do you want to hear a long joke or a short joke?
Them: Long joke
You: Jjjjjoooooookkkkkkkeeeee (drag as long as you can)
Them: Short joke
You: Jo' (say it very really fast)

Enjoy! :)

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