Midget Walks Into a Bar
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| Joke ID | #16467 |
| Funny |   (2.03) |
| Rating |   (1.09) |
| Category | Bar |
| Submitted By | samiam_74 |
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A midget walks into a bar and trips over some sh*t left on the floor.
Luckily no one saw him, so to avoid embarrassment, he doesn't make a fuss about it. So he goes to bar and orders a drink.
A few minutes later a big fella comes to the bar and trips over the same piece of sh*t.
The midget smiles and says, "I just did that".
So the big fella comes over to the midget and knocks him out.
