Dogs
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| Joke ID | #16087 |
| Funny |   (3.11) |
| Rating |   (0.66) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | rhianon  |
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Dogs...
...steal your food.
...eat all of your tennis balls.
...make you pick up their waste products.
...take all of your covers.
...eat out of the trash.
...beg.
...bark loudly at 1:00 in the morning.
...drink out of the toilet, while it still has poo in it.
...have accidents, on your floor.
And you call you dog your BEST friend,
I can't imagine what your other friends do.
