Tacks
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| Joke ID | #15958 |
| Funny |    (2.21) |
| Rating |   (1.34) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | reptile5000     |
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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?
