Weird Signs

Joke ID#15747
Funny (3.1)
Rating (0.58)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByJoke_Master
Corrected By Alexeagle
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#1 At a Gift shop Counter

'"My One and only" Valentine cards,
Is now available in Multi-packs!!'

#2 At a Washing Machine in a Washers

'When Finished, Please Remove Pants'

#3 At a Handdryer in a Toilet

'Warning: Please do not operate this machine with wet hands!'

#4 At a Highway beside a river

'Warning: Road closed due to flood if you don't see this sign!'

#5 At a Repair Shop

Sign at door: 'We repair anything!'
Sign at bell: 'Sorry, Bell broken."

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