Mike's Girlfriend
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| Joke ID | #14944 |
| Funny |   (3.05) |
| Rating |   (0.75) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Battery      |
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After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.
"Is Mike there?" I asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.
"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
