What Your Kid Does...
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| Joke ID | #13953 |
| Funny |   (2.89) |
| Rating |   (0.63) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | lyris      |
| Corrected By |
Fathead |
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FLATTERY - What your kid does when they want something.
EAT VEGETABLES - What your kid does when they want dessert. Usually.
BEG, CRY, or WHINE - What your kid does when they want something you don't want to give them.
CALL - What your kid does when they get a good grade.
"FORGET" TO CALL - What your kid does when they do NOT get a good grade.
BRUSH TEETH - What your kid promises to do so you will let them eat candy. And then they forget.
DRINK MILK - What your kid does after they heat it up and add hot chocolate powder.
SPILL WATER - What your kid does when they want to drink soda instead.
DROP THEIR LUNCH - What your kid does when they don't like what you made for them.
PRETEND TO SLEEP - What your kid does when they don't want to talk.
READ - What your kid does when you buy them a new comic book.
DO HOMEWORK - What your kid does only when you yell at them.
USE THE COMPUTER - What your kid does, all the time.
