Animals of the jungle


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Joke ID#1376
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Submitted Byavril_lavigne
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1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge within 3 steps?

2 How do you fit a zebra in your fridge?

3 King of the jungle , the lion every animal in the jungle will come to his wedding but one animal won't which one is it?

4 A man needs to get to the other side of a bridge desperately there are killer alligators that live in the river and there is no boat how do you get across??

1. step 1- open the fridge.
step 2- put elephant in the fridge.
step 3- close the fridge.

2. step 1- open the fridge.
step 2- take the elephant out.
step 3- put the zebra in.
step 4- close the fridge.

3. The zebra because it is in the fridge.

4. Swim because the alligators are at the wedding.





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