Whiskey and Soda
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| Joke ID | #13153 |
| Funny |   (2.96) |
| Rating |   (1.71) |
| Category | Religious |
| Submitted By | silly_goose      |
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A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantaged of by women of ill-repute than to let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice...."
