Birthday Walk

Joke ID#13152
Funny (3.28)
Rating (0.66)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bysilly_goose
Corrected By cubsfan1
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All of his life Stosh had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.

So when Stosh's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Stan took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Stosh stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Stan just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Stosh went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into Stosh's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, but you were born in July."

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