Dog Bite
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| Joke ID | #13107 |
| Funny |    (2.65) |
| Rating |   (0.77) |
| Category | Bar |
| Submitted By | locked_in_hell    |
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."
