Fancy Rides
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| Joke ID | #12755 |
| Funny |    (2.13) |
| Rating |   (0.55) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | scouttrooper    |
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The Frenchman, the German, and the Israeli were standing around in the cafe in Tel Aviv, comparing their lifestyles.
"When I go to work," said the Frenchman, "I drive my Renault. On weekends I drive my $30,000 Peugeot. And when I travel abroad, I always drive a $50,000 Citroen."
"Bah,"said the German, "I drive a Volkswagen to work. But on weekends I drive a $50,000 BMW, and when I go abroad, I always take my customized $60,000 Mercedes."
"Very impressive," the Israeli admitted. "As for me, I take the bus to work, and on Sundays I motor around in my little Ford. But when I go abroad, I drive a $250,000 tank.
