Terrorist Alert
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| Joke ID | #1252 |
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| Rating |   (0.71) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | dsquared     |
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At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
