Written Mistakes 2 (Now W/ Dumb Bush Quotes)

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Submitted Byspeedywheels
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1. On a mall child's cart bag
Do not put child in bag (Who does?)

2. On food court restaurant counters
Warning: Touching hot surfaces may burn you (Wanna try?)

3a. Bush on war in Iraq
"We're not going to have any casualties." (Where are we now, huh?)

3b. Bush's description of the White House
"It is white." (WOW! Who knew???)

3c. Our future
"The future will look better tommorow." (That settles it, we're all gonna die.)

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