Good Computer

Joke ID#11610
Funny (2.79)
Rating (0.71)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By soaringeyrien
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Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.

"Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?" I asked.

"Have you tried WIFE?" he replied.

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