Barnyard Poem
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| Joke ID | #11386 |
| Funny |    (2.65) |
| Rating |   (0.91) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | skywalker207    |
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The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow
