Crosswalk
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| Joke ID | #1126 |
| Funny |    (2.19) |
| Rating |   (0.79) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | Gizzer     |
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In Midtown Manhattan a police officer arrives at the scene of what appears to be a bad accident. A pedestrian is lying in the crosswalk. The driver of the car under suspicion says, "I swear I didn't touch him! I saw him at the crosswalk, I came to a complete stop, motioned for him to cross, and he fainted."
