Diet Tips
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| Joke ID | #11063 |
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| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | iglo1234 |
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1: Fatten every one around you to make them look bigger. You'll look thinner
2: If no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
3: Drink a diet soda with your candy bar. They'll cancel each other out.
4: Life's short, eat dessert first.
