Engine Driver
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| Joke ID | #11029 |
| Funny |    (2.22) |
| Rating |   (0.73) |
| Category | At Work |
| Submitted By | faraaz    |
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An engine driver was taken to court because he derailed a train.
The judge asked, "Why did you derail the train?"
The engine driver replied, "A man ran in front of the tracks."
The judge replied, "You are a fool. You derailed a train and killed hundreds of people just because of one man, you should have killed him by running the train over him."
The driver replied, "I tried to, but before I could run the train over him he moved away from the tracks so I just turned the train to run the train over him!!"
