Horse Buying
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| Joke ID | #11002 |
| Funny |   (3.03) |
| Rating |   (1.2) |
| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | enderofgames      |
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Kevin attended a horse auction with his father, watching as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Kevin asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Looking worried, Kevin said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!"
