Marriage Facts
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| Joke ID | #10939 |
| Funny |    (2.15) |
| Rating |   (0.73) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | hotsexygirl13   |
| Corrected By |
Celanba    |
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
