Right Now!

Joke ID#10896
Funny (2.29)
Rating (2.22)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By Celanba
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A wife was in the kitchen making the boiled eggs for breakfast when her husband walked in and asked, "What's for breakfast?"
She turned to him and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stood her over the kitchen table and they had sex. Afterwards he asked, "What was that all about?"
She answered, "The egg timer's broken!"

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