Shoplifter
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| Joke ID | #10732 |
| Funny |    (2.32) |
| Rating |   (0.8) |
| Category | At Work |
| Submitted By | enderofgames      |
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
