Poor, Defenseless Creature


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Joke ID#10642
Funny (2.3)
Rating (0.6)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By schatzy228
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy, with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

"Now listen here," the policeman said. "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to you"

"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it on the forehead and let it go"



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