Poor, Defenseless Creature
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| Joke ID | #10642 |
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| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | enderofgames |
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schatzy228 |
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy, with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said. "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it on the forehead and let it go"
