First Time Father
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| Joke ID | #10607 |
| Funny |    (2.19) |
| Rating |   (0.56) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | enderofgames      |
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A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant.
His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into space, then says, "What in the world are you doing?"
He replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another."
