Money Can't Buy You Everything
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| Joke ID | #10362 |
| Funny |   (2.99) |
| Rating |   (0.58) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | ComfyAndJoy    |
| Corrected By |
schatzy228  |
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It can buy a bed - but not sleep
It can buy a clock - but not time
It can buy you a book - but not knowledge
It can buy you a position - but not respect
It can buy you medicine - but not health
It can buy you blood - but not life
So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.......
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!!
