Ex-Wife
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| Joke ID | #10240 |
| Funny |   (2.84) |
| Rating |   (0.79) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Phaedorna     |
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.
Finally the wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
