Vending Machine
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| Joke ID | #945 |
| Funny |   (2.06) |
| Rating |   (0.84) |
| Category | Blond |
| Submitted By | rose_rox     |
| Corrected By |
markmonnin  |
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A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out. The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient. "Excuse me, can I just get a drink, THEN you can continue whatever you're doing???" "No way!" exclaimed the blonde. "I'm not giving up this machine when I'm winning!"
