Comebacks!


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Joke ID#9257
Funny (1.95)
Rating (0.64)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Byswordoffury1392
Corrected By kebron
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- You're so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death!

- You're so big, you play pool with the planets!

- You're so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, "TAXI!"

- You're so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everybody!

- You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents.

- You're so stupid, the three stooges use you as an inspiration!




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