Paying the Bill
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| Joke ID | #924 |
| Funny |    (1.48) |
| Rating |   (0.7) |
| Category | Bar |
| Submitted By | Drunky     |
| Corrected By |
markmonnin  |
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him the price is $3.
The man pulls out a $20 bill and hands it to the bartender.
The bartender replies, "Sorry I can't accept that."
The man then pulls out a $10 bill and hands it to the bartender.
The bartender refuses to accept it.
The man finally pulls out a $5 bill and gives it to the bartender.
The bartender once again refuses to accept it.
When the man asks the bartender why he won't accept any of the bills the man is giving him, the bartender replies, "Sorry sir, this is a singles bar."
