The Glass
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| Joke ID | #8787 |
| Funny |   (1.99) |
| Rating |   (0.69) |
| Category | One Liners |
| Submitted By | tsurt     |
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To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the accountant, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
