Bosses v. Workers
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| Joke ID | #825 |
| Funny |    (2.2) |
| Rating |   (0.74) |
| Category | At Work |
| Submitted By | morrigan    |
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When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
