If You Were My...
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| Joke ID | #7956 |
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| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | juggleboy502     |
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A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink." The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''
