Funny Bumper Stickers
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| Joke ID | #7562 |
| Funny |   (3.06) |
| Rating |   (0.45) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | juggleboy502     |
| Corrected By |
chocoholic471  |
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My karma ran over your dogma.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.
Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth.
Take your time, but hurry.
Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda.
0 to 60... in 15 minutes.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the footpath.
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.
Caution: Driver Sleeping.
Don't Think and Drive.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Caution: I drive like you do
The driver has no money, he's married.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road! :D
