The Fabric of Our Lives
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| Joke ID | #7130 |
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| Rating |   (0.79) |
| Category | Religious |
| Submitted By | Tagish     |
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A Unitarian Universalist walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for nine yards of material. The clerk asks, "What are you going to make?" The UU says, "I'm making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband."
The clerk says, "But nine yards is way too much material for a nightgown."
The UU says, "I know, but my husband would rather seek than find."
